make me choose:
anonymous asked: Slytherin or
right now a baby is being born
right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can
life goes on
Hopefully this is not the same person
you guys all think that canada is so innocent but in grade one i had a geography teacher with three fingers and he gave me a C because i pronounced Kenya differently than him and when my mom reported it to the office we found out that he wasn’t even supposed to be teaching at my school he was literally some stranger who wandered in
Sam: I’m not kidding, Dean. This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.
Dean: Yeah, I heard that one. Forgot about that waiter in Tampa?
Sam: I thought you said waitress.
There’s nothing wrong with being alone, you know. No good to somebody else unless you’re good with being with just you.
So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg
This is my favourite post of all time.
my dad is clinging to his bible now
Seven children and seven Horcruxes
The seven characters each having one of the seven Horcruxes. Draco with the ring, Ron with the locket, Hermione with the cup, Harry himself, Neville and Nagini, Ginny and the diary and Luna with the diadem.
THIS IS BLOODY BRILLIANT
DO YOU EVER SHIP SOMETHING SO HARD THAT YOU JUST SIT THERE SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT STARING AT YOUR COMPUTER